Did Ya Hear About The Ear?

Some knob tourist on Easter Island was busted after breaking off the end of an ear from a Moai. This happened at Anakena beach, a site we visited in December. If I had seen something like this when we were there I'd have fought for a human sacrifice. Luckily a native Rapanui woman witnessed the whole thing and later identified Marko Kulju, from Finland, to police.

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All Hail Jon Lajoie

Jon Lajoie is the funniest thing I've ever seen on the web (this week). You've got to check his shit out - original songs and music videos that are HILARIOUS. I can't stop playing his rap "Everyday Normal Guy" and his newest dance track "Sunday Afternoon" is great too. I don't even know how many songs he's got but "Song for Britney", "High as F@%K", and "Cold Blooded Christmas" are all great. You see them on all on FunnyorDie.com. This kid's gonna be huge!