I discovered this weekend that I'm a published photographer. Should be pretty exciting news, except it was without my knowledge or permission. Seven of my personal photos from the Illegal Aliens wrap party were published in a certain "celebrity" magazine, I won't bother to name it and give them more publicity, but they claim the photos are an exclusive and have appeared on Inside Edition and Court TV (that I know of) showing them off.
I even found an auction on eBay of the picture currently on my home page of Me, Anna Nicole and Chyna. Somebody printed out the photo, threw a fake signature on it and tried to sell it. Amazing. If you have an eBay account you can see it; check it out.